Vodka

Vodka one drink, vodka two
One for me and Six for you
Keep on drinking, don't stop now
Time for stopping is Never Not How.

Let's have vodka, You and Me
In the Garden, Up the Tree
Take more bottles, Take them There
Don't forget the Garden Chair

Now we're drinking, Happy Days!
We don't care what Mother says
She's as drunk as both of us!
So Come Here Mum and sit wih us.

Where's your father? He is late!
Is that him at Garden Gate?
I can't see him 'cos I'm pissed
If it's not, he won't be missed.

Have you finished up your glass?
I can see it's Not the Last
You've had Fifty, Me just Ten
So Open Up! We'll Start AGAIN!